I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
he thought i was a dude.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Congratulations! We have a period
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