What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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