no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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