Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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