i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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