You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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