It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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