Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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