thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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