there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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