I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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