I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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