Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
he shaved USA in his pubs
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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