I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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