they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
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