I'm going to jail i love you
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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