so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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