New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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