That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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