they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
