Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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