when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
