Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize
