my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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