Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Couch. On fire.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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