She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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