If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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