I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
