new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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