We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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