i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Randomize
