Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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