I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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