is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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