Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
handjob tips. give me some.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
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