You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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