1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
how does that bad decision feel?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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