That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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