It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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