Where did you get a picture of my penis
id be glad to
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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