Midget sex pt 2 tonight
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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