I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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