Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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