Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
im six kinds of drunk right now
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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