I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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