she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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