i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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