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How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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