Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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