You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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